TERROR THREAT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
Intercepted communications suggest late stage planning in progress for an incident involving religiously inspired beheadings and forced conversions in major shopping malls during the Winter holiday festivities.
Homeland Security has authorized surveillance teams to infiltrate churches and synagogues in an effort to uncover more about these plans.
The president will personally be on top of this by asking his Muslim Brotherhood friends if they think there is any possibility a mentally imbalanced person from the peaceful Islamic mosques might be trying to hijack the religion of peace. If there is any indication of a known hijacker in a particular mosque, the president will be sharing literature with the local imam in an effort to counter balance any unpleasant inclinations.
Thanks you and remain vigilant.